Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics

"What If God Smoked Cannabis Lyrics"

Hey Teacher Lyrics
You keep on telling me these pretty lies Well I’m just a man and want you instead of the drugs that get me high You

If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah yeah god looks baked
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah,
For Glory Of Satan Lyrics
Flash cut the sky When I climb up When destiny leads me At my wander peak Stone covered by moss Shows
yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam
White Christmas Lyrics
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten and children listen
and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he
Angel Lyrics
Artist Judas Priest Song Angel Albmun Angel Of Retribution Lyrics By Rob Halford Angel, Put sad wings
ade the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.